Mommy Role Model

New boyfriend, new hair.
Normal ? Her daughter thinks so.
Double-wide dweller?

By Luke

And Hello to You

"Give me liquor."
That is just how she said it.
I may have a chance.

By Luke

Meth Mom's Lament

Court battle pending
They put it in my food, Judge
Custody to Dad

by Cletus

Good Hair Day

Coffee can rollers;
Haystack blond hair piled higher.
Caught a bat today.

by Luke

Pretty

Make-up applied thick.
Thread bare dress - curious stains.
Prom night in dog town.

by Cletus

A Mother's Love

Ma's in her kitchen.
Mac 'n cheese 'n beer again.
"Supper's ready, boys!"

by Cletus

Saturday Night Special

Cruisin' the bar scene
Mini skirt, stilettos on
Boned, disowned again

by Dolly

Southern Pride

Pickup truck gun rack.
Confederate battle flag.
Waffle House genius.

by Cletus

Princess Haiku

Ev'ry man’s dream girl.
Gotta get past the smell first.
Trailer needs bug spray.

by Cletus

Best Ma in the World: A Special Ma's Day Haiku

Rollers in her hair
Bingo dabber in her fist
Her fist in my face

By Cooter

A Night Out

Skynard fills the air.
The women are attractive.
Beer Goggles are on.

by Luke

Promiscuity

Multiple children
Each with a different mom
Birth control by Pabst

by Bo

Le Trash Blanc

Bilingual pushers
Squeegee Kids every corner
Vive le Montréal

by Cooter

Swimmin Pools, Movie Stars

Caught red handed. Cuffed
Tuned into FOX to see me
Didn't make the cut

by Bo

Enchanted Evening

Duct-taped La-Z-Boy
Love Geraldo re-run nights
Woman!  Get me beer!

by Cooter

Lookin for Trinkets

It's trash pickup time;
Looking for trinkets to sell;
Gotta git some meth.

by Dolly

Paternity Test

Had my kid in March;
Not Toby's, Billy's or Joe's
Maybe Pa is Pa

by Dolly

Goin' For a Drive

Cruzin' the dirt road;
Tapped keg of Pabst in truck bed;
Sheep twitch nervously

by Dolly

Fast Car

Dreaming of fast cars
Primered Transmaro on blocks
Oral engine revs

by Bo

Education

Beating the girlfriend
Teach her to forget the beer
REO playing

by Bo

Dental Hygiene

Time to get up. Noon.
Use finger to brush tooth clean.
Mamma would be proud.

By Cooter

Laundry

Off work all week long.
Yet my tank top gets dingy.
Need new soap? Tell wife.

By Luke

Homeless (redux)

Noon-time Tornado?
Latest divorce is final?
Either way, trailer gone.

By Luke

Homeless

Left with empty lot
Double-wide got towed away
We are just bums now!

by Cooter

Hotel Queen

White trash and money
Mutually exclusive?
I think not. Paris.

by Bo

MM's Words of Wisdom

Boom Box set to 10
White Trash get down on your knees
Cake. Sodomy. Yum.

by Cooter

King of Foods

Morning. Breakfast time.
Feeling a pit in stomach
Budweiser.  In cans

by Cooter

Family Tree

Kids tied to the porch
Wondering who their dads are
Welfare check is late

by Cooter